(Anonymous) 2025-02-05 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate

KARMA'S A TRIP NOW

(Anonymous) 2025-02-05 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
if he lands on his shell leave him there until friday

(Anonymous) 2025-02-05 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
launch him at other republicans

(Anonymous) 2025-02-05 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
sadly enough that sucks right now because he's one of only 3 republican senators that MIGHT vote against some of trump's nominees

(Anonymous) 2025-02-05 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
what ever happened to his hand that was rotting off